My Preety Sucks Big Cock -

If my life had a theme song, it would be played on a kazoo. My "lifestyle" currently consists of:

Because my brain doesn't have the bandwidth for new plot twists. my preety sucks big cock

So, here’s to the messy buns (that aren’t cute, just tangled), the unfinished projects, and the entertainment choices that would make a film critic cry. It’s my life, it pretty much sucks, and I kind of love it. If my life had a theme song, it would be played on a kazoo

My entertainment choices are equally chaotic. While everyone else is watching the latest critically acclaimed docuseries, you can find me: the unfinished projects