Large Birds, Spiders And Momtwo And A Half Men ... May 2026

“I don’t care if you named them 'The Pointer Sisters,' get them off my deck! I have a date coming over in twenty minutes and ‘Death by Nature’ isn't the vibe I’m going for.”

“Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,” Charlie hissed, peering through the glass sliding door. Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...

The doorbell rang. It wasn’t the date. It was . “I don’t care if you named them 'The

Perched on the railing was a the size of a small aircraft. Next to it, a massive Tarantula —likely a runaway from a neighbor’s exotic collection—was casually making its way toward Charlie’s discarded sandwich. I’m telling you