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By Sunday, the free sofa was sitting in their guest room, looking like a hitchhiker who had moved in and refused to leave. Every time they walked past, it seemed to vibrate with its own ugliness.

"We don’t even have room for two sofas," Sarah pointed out, eyeing their modest apartment. buy one get one free sofa

"We saved fifteen hundred dollars," Liam reminded her, sitting on 'The Cloud.' "We own a haunted bus seat, Liam," Sarah sighed. By Sunday, the free sofa was sitting in

"It’s a free sofa, Sarah," Liam countered. "We could give it to your sister. Or turn the guest room into a velvet-lined lounge." "We saved fifteen hundred dollars," Liam reminded her,

Delivery day was a disaster. 'The Cloud' fit perfectly in the living room, instantly elevating their home. Then came the freebie. Up close, the 'Bus Seat' loveseat didn’t just look old; it smelled faintly of mothballs and menthol cigarettes. Sarah’s sister took one look at the photo and blocked Liam’s number.