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The bird didn't blink. It just let out a dry, rattling honk.

Gazza sighed, looking at his hash brown—the perfect golden triangle of grease and potato. He knew the drill. This was a classic Sydney shakedown. aussie reddit

"Oi!" Gazza yelled, his civic duty overriding his desire for breakfast. "Drop it, you feathered rat!" The bird didn't blink

The tourist was frantic. "It took my phone! It’s got my life on there!" rattling honk. Gazza sighed

The bird didn't hesitate. It dropped the phone—clattering onto the concrete—and sprinted toward the potato with the speed of a prehistoric raptor.